Today I realized that on every road I have encountered, 3/4+ of drivers are either total idiots or pure assholes.

I have two ideas to alleviate this issue.

1. Make driver’s ed mandatory to getting a license. (Hello, idiots, BLIND SPOTS! Realize that shiz.)

2. Angry people (or just everyone) should listen to music that makes them happy when behind the wheel.

I always let people in, and always wave when a kind soul lets me in. And when assholes or idiots cut me off, I yell horrible things to them from the confines of my car. I occasionally chase them to scare the bejesus out of them, but that is only if I am feeling particularly excitable.

But, today, I was listening to The Police, and I didn’t yell one horrible thing. I hardly even hoped they’d get in an accident or other bad incident that might teach them a lesson. I just felt bad for thier families and kept driving, while bobbing my head to Every Little Thing She Does is Magic.