May 2010
1 post
March 2010
4 posts
Happy Birthday To Me.
hellowsomewhereelse:
Are these your planned birthday activities? Because, damn, I’m jealous.
Word! →
(via jackiegreene)
Well, I appreciate the social networking that you do.
Is it really your label that is making you socially network?
I mean, let’s see, that I’m aware of, you’ve got a facebook, a twitter account, a myspace account, a fan forum, a youtube channel, and now I learned there is even a tumblr. Whoa.
Did they really ask you to do all of that? Or do you actually...
November 2009
1 post
I have tried writing a song 3 times in the past...
benjaminlinus:
ewokonline:
benjaminlinus:
ewokonline:
And they have all turned out to be Wallflowers songs.
Shit.
Maybe you should phone your buddy Ryan Adams for some advice? He “likes” you. (I wouldn’t like to comment in what sense)
Oh sorry, or was that the head injury talking? I really don’t want to mock afflicted.
Or you could suck my fuckin’ dick and mind your own business.
...
September 2009
1 post
WatchI love Natalie Portman
August 2009
8 posts
Things that make my day go south.
ewokonline:
1. Being out of smokes.
2. Being hungry.
3. Assholes.
4. Stupid people.
5. Hoodrats.
6. People eating my food.
7. My car acting up.
8. Being tired.
9. My mother not minding her own business, and then guilting me for yelling at her.
Everything has happened today but numbers 1, 2 and 7.
5. Your little hoodrat friend makes me sick.
Frank. Ken. Jacob. Dave (if you can).
ewokonline:
vela:
nickgerber:
Tonight. The Quad. We’re Streaking.
Then maybe cheeseburgers and beers somewhere.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Bring your green hat!
Snoop a Loop!
(Can’t pass up Old School.)
Observation:
Today I realized that on every road I have encountered, 3/4+ of drivers are either total idiots or pure assholes.
I have two ideas to alleviate this issue.
1. Make driver’s ed mandatory to getting a license. (Hello, idiots, BLIND SPOTS! Realize that shiz.)
2. Angry people (or just everyone) should listen to music that makes them happy when behind the wheel.
I always let people in, and...
ewokonline:
For Robotulism. (Told you I’d get...
July 2009
47 posts
More inane wisdom for today
So I wanted something salty and decided on corn nuts from the work vending machine. It has been forever since I have eaten any kind of corn nuts, but I remembered liking them. But, it turns out that original corn nuts are not near as good as any of their corny-nutty flavored brethren.
Mahaha, also, kinda gross.
This “Overheard in the Office” makes me chuckle heartily!
1PM Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer’s Dump?
Guy, waxing lyrical in bathroom stall: Plop plop. Piss piss. Another dump I slowly dismiss. Although they don’t smell like flowers, I can do this all day cause I’m paid by the hour. St. Petersburg, Florida Overheard by: Joe the average
Just this moment right now I am eating baklava for...
Where have I BEEN?!
I'm about to get real annoying up in here
But, dude, some of these LOL celebs are just really funny. So I am making sure you didn’t miss them.
ewokonline:
Ryan Adams - Rosalie Come & Go
I...
The world's a roller coaster, and I am not...
Incubus - Wish You Were Here
'Twat' rhymes with 'hot'. No question.
boggle:
Although… that alternate pronounciation, the one that rhymes with cat? That sounds like fun. I’m going start using it. Meaning a combination of cunt and brat? Twaaaat.
I find it funny that in America we use twat that rhmyes with hot, but we say grass like ass. While brits say twat like hat, but grass like floss.
woah! woah... woah. woah.
lamebot:
I just heard the Flintstones Vitamin’s theme on someone’s ringtone outside of my window in complete 1999 nokia style notes.
You know, the one that goes “10 million strong… and growing”.
Of course I can’t find a video of it right when I need it the most.
Let’s just say I’m more excited about this than anyone probably ever should be. I’m pretty sure I used to pretend that Flintstones...
lovehaight:
Primus, My Name Is Mud
not to be...
i dont understand
stereoplaysjunk:
theartofdreaming:
why most women are obsessed with twilight and/or true blood.
what is it with yall and vampires anyways?
The bloodlust. The passion. The deadly good-looks. The forbidden fruit…
I liked the thought of Vampires more, before I read Twilight.
If they’re all stalker freaks, I don’t wanna get me of of those undead weirdos for a boyfriend.
I don’t watch...
Reblog with the band that really got you into...
sassy-meditations:
motionsensorsoundtrack:
fizzzzy:
aubrieee:
ficklefreshmen:
thewolvesarecoming:
ohmyveronica:
ryanzor:
jermination:
ryanstilesblueshoes:
takemewherethesun:
missflack:
kelsoisprettyodd:
ashleyrawr:
justbeprettybutnaive:
Panic! At The Disco
Fall Out Boy.
Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Romance
DREAM STREET. yes i said it.
Fall Out Boy.
PANIC! AT THE...
My final word on this matter.
afghanibanani:
You know who commits the most sex crimes? Criminals. Monsters. Pigs.
I know some of you girls think you are doing some good by all this bandaid-on-a-gunshot-wound blabber, but you’re not. You’re alienating innocent people, and extracting them from the equation.
I’d like to see more men speak up. I wish I could sit some of you self righteous brats in a room with some of my male...
Anyway, in the book Joe is reading,
lovehaight:
katoleary:
Jackson Katz describes an activity where he draws a line down the middle of a chalkboard. He asks the men in the room to tell him what they do on a daily basis to avoid sexual violence. Invariably, none of them have any responses, there is some nervous giggling, and then someone finally says, “Nothing. I don’t even think about it.”
Then, he asks all the women to do...
kimmi-page:
whatcriscilikes:
indierawk: Wheatus...
I can't find any info...
ewokonline:
robotulism:
ewokonline:
on how much Springsteen tickets are for Sep. 10th. And they go on sale tomorrow morning.
I have a sinking feeling I will be missing the Boss.
They usually don’t tell you. Is there a fansite or official website that you can get a presale password from or anything? Usually the fansites say the prices, too.
I don’t think there is any kind of presale....
I can't find any info...
ewokonline:
on how much Springsteen tickets are for Sep. 10th. And they go on sale tomorrow morning.
I have a sinking feeling I will be missing the Boss.
They usually don’t tell you. Is there a fansite or official website that you can get a presale password from or anything? Usually the fansites say the prices, too.
