I have tried writing a song 3 times in the past hour...

benjaminlinus:

ewokonline:

benjaminlinus:

ewokonline:

And they have all turned out to be Wallflowers songs.

Shit.

Maybe you should phone your buddy Ryan Adams for some advice? He “likes” you. (I wouldn’t like to comment in what sense)

Oh sorry, or was that the head injury talking? I really don’t want to mock afflicted.

Or you could suck my fuckin’ dick and mind your own business.

If you wanna talk TBY shit, go to TBY. This is my tumblr, not TBY.

And I’ve spoken to Ryan on a few occasions. Big deal. All I got out of it was that he likes my music. That’s a big deal to me.So sue me if someone who has written a lot of songs I like, songs I admire, says my songs are good. You know what the thing is, though? Even if he didn’t like them, I would keep writing them exactly the way I do. I do respect the dude enough to have it be cool that he likes them, but if he didn’t no big deal. He has his own songs to write, and so do I. And if I didhave his number, I wouldn’t call for songwriting help. I’ve been doing it for a few years now on my own, thanks.

Now, if you wanna talk about songwriting, that’s fine. If you wanna get at me about shit that is none of your business, then fuck off.

Not so easy being on the receiving end of it is it? Not so pleasant, hmm? You are a low level bully and I am calling you on it. You want to go on one forum and abuse someone for their “multiple internet personalities” when you are guilty of exactly the same thing yourself? You started this. You want to go to war with someone, be sure you know what you are taking on. You don’t though. You bully a WOMAN, you big shot, and you only do that whilst you have safety in numbers.

Thanks for the homosexual offer by the way, but it is really not my scene. I don’t care if you’ve had oral exchanges with Ryan Adams on music or anything else. I have no doubt you have every respect for him. In the way guys doing jail time together “respect” one another.

Really? Is this happening here? Look, it does not come down to internet personalities, it comes down to associating the site with people or personalities that makes the musician, for whom the site is based upon, uneasy. We do enough shit to make him not exactly become a fan of TBY, but we don’t need to be associated with things that he deems potentially harmless in reality.

Also, said WOMAN, can really handle herself, I can tell you from being on the receiving end of some of her pleasantries on multiple occasions. And I’m sure she’d use the words, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

I love Natalie Portman

lamebot:

barelysarcasm:

mandyjanerose:

Number of times I got called Daria in high school: approx 80.
(via emmacooper)

Number of times I considered growing soul patch because of Trent… like 9.  Number of attempts: 3… number of epic failures/creepfests: 3.

number of times i wanted to do trent in a day? uncountable.
i don’t care that he’s a cartoon character, i’d draw myself in some crazy positions with him.
(i also got called daria in school. people are really original)

Same.
Also, I still talk about Trent. Man I had a thing for him in high school.

lamebot:

barelysarcasm:

mandyjanerose:

Number of times I got called Daria in high school: approx 80.

(via emmacooper)

Number of times I considered growing soul patch because of Trent… like 9. Number of attempts: 3… number of epic failures/creepfests: 3.

number of times i wanted to do trent in a day? uncountable.

i don’t care that he’s a cartoon character, i’d draw myself in some crazy positions with him.

(i also got called daria in school. people are really original)

Same.

Also, I still talk about Trent. Man I had a thing for him in high school.

Things that make my day go south.

ewokonline:

1. Being out of smokes.

2. Being hungry.

3. Assholes.

4. Stupid people.

5. Hoodrats.

6. People eating my food.

7. My car acting up.

8. Being tired.

9. My mother not minding her own business, and then guilting me for yelling at her.

Everything has happened today but numbers 1, 2 and 7.

5. Your little hoodrat friend makes me sick.

Frank. Ken. Jacob. Dave (if you can).

ewokonline:

vela:

nickgerber:

Tonight. The Quad. We’re Streaking.

Then maybe cheeseburgers and beers somewhere.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Bring your green hat!

Snoop a Loop!

(Can’t pass up Old School.)

Observation:

Today I realized that on every road I have encountered, 3/4+ of drivers are either total idiots or pure assholes.

I have two ideas to alleviate this issue.

1. Make driver’s ed mandatory to getting a license. (Hello, idiots, BLIND SPOTS! Realize that shiz.)

2. Angry people (or just everyone) should listen to music that makes them happy when behind the wheel.

I always let people in, and always wave when a kind soul lets me in. And when assholes or idiots cut me off, I yell horrible things to them from the confines of my car. I occasionally chase them to scare the bejesus out of them, but that is only if I am feeling particularly excitable.

But, today, I was listening to The Police, and I didn’t yell one horrible thing. I hardly even hoped they’d get in an accident or other bad incident that might teach them a lesson. I just felt bad for thier families and kept driving, while bobbing my head to Every Little Thing She Does is Magic.

johnwilkestooth:

dontcookbilly:

86400:

sixbucks:

Mo’ Monkey Knife Fightin’
via i20.photobucket.com


oh holy hell, I need to reblog this.

SPACE GHOSSSSST!

Yes.

johnwilkestooth:

dontcookbilly:

86400:

sixbucks:

Mo’ Monkey Knife Fightin’

via i20.photobucket.com

oh holy hell, I need to reblog this.

SPACE GHOSSSSST!

Yes.

unicornfandance:

pandorasmittens:
Please absolve me of my sins.
i think about snorks alot. like more than i think about TI. powerful stuff i know.

I loved the snorks and was just drawing a snork friend for my desk yesterday. Because I am a nerd. But I liked them better than the smurfs. Might be the increase in number of ladies. Or that they lived under the sea.

unicornfandance:

pandorasmittens:

Please absolve me of my sins.

i think about snorks alot. like more than i think about TI. powerful stuff i know.

I loved the snorks and was just drawing a snork friend for my desk yesterday. Because I am a nerd. But I liked them better than the smurfs. Might be the increase in number of ladies. Or that they lived under the sea.

johnwilkestooth:

scottfriday:
if you think i’m not going to buy one of these now that they’re half off, you have a cranium full of goat urine and antifreeze.
fettt.

Oh man, do I ever wish I had the cash for this right now!

johnwilkestooth:

scottfriday:

if you think i’m not going to buy one of these now that they’re half off, you have a cranium full of goat urine and antifreeze.

fettt.

Oh man, do I ever wish I had the cash for this right now!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

ewokonline:

For Robotulism. (Told you I’d get around to it, botbot.)

Karina from 48 Hours

Ewok is my musical hero!

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